....Lauryn says "that's not fair" (I know, I know everyone goes through this. Yet I hate it)
....Liyah and Lauryn put toothpaste on their toothbrushes, stick it into their mouth and then spit the whole glob of toothpaste out in the sink...and then they don't wash it down but leaves it there for mom to clean up!!!!!
....Lauryn asks for pizza and then promptly pulls all the cheese off it and won't eat it. I'm fixing to order her a pizza crust w/ sauce and let it go at that!
....you have to fix something on one of your vehicles, EVERY MONTH, and the bill is never below 100 dollars.
....I fix dinner for 5 people and only 2 of us eat it!!!!
....you are watching a kids cartoon network and they post a screen that states "Winter is like porn for trees" and your 6 year old wants to know what porn is? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT!!
....the same network takes one of the funniest comics and makes it into a sexually perverse cartoon with NO family values!!
....I look in the mirror almost 4 years after having my youngest and it looks like I'm still pregnant. Uggh!